The Tahoe Local’s Christmas Shopping List

That’s right, I did your Christmas shopping for you.  Thank me later.


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Perfect for that pal who always needs to borrow a sleeping bag whenever you guys head out to Blue Lakes for a camping excursion.  Not only does he always need a sleeping bag, but the poor sap just needs to get laid.  Be a good friend and help him out in both categories with this gem.  There’s nothing the ladies love more than a guy with enough gall to dress like a superhero.


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Can’t take your girlfriend anywhere because she’s too high maintenance about tinkling in public?  Maybe it’s your mom who refuses to make the trek up Mount Tallac for fear of trailside potty time? Well, now the lovely ladies of your life will have no excuses!  With this handy device, she’ll be able to hang right along with you mountain folk and even potentially write her name in the snow!

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SnowGlobe is just around the corner.  Need I say more?

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Acknowledge your friends love for cured pork belly with this incredible bar of soap.  Nothing says, “Hey – I know you love bacon, and you know I love you, but you really need to start showering after long days of shredding.” like soap that looks like bacon.


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Alas!  The perfect gift for that someone you’re kind of/sort of hanging out with but aren’t quite sure where you stand.  This card sums up approximately 85% of relationships that currently exist in Lake Tahoe.  It also reflects 85% of relationships you’ll probably have in the future, so get real and stock up.


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Of course all the stoners have managed to wipe out Amazon’s supply of wristwatch weed grinders.  Our suggestion?  Get on Pinterest and scroll through the DIY section.  You will no doubt find a break-down of how to MacGuyver one of these handy contraptions using kitchen utensils.  Wah-lah!  Stoner pals rejoice!


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Weed and sex – two things Tahoe locals frequently enjoy to partake in.  Now you can relish in two of your favorite vices AT THE SAME TIME!!!  #thefutureiswow

Text by Little Chola

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